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My first firing

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God knows why, but I thought that getting fired from this job was practically the end of any possible future employment. Actually, it was just a  sign of things to come.

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How to instantly be an outcast

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Here’s a good recipe for it. I was always about two years smarter than my actual age and about two years behind in my physical age. Thank God I never wound up like that dorky kid (who didn’t look much unlike me) in Real Genius. Here was the pinnacle. When I was in kindergarten, I was already an extremely fluent reader. They actually took me out of class one day and had me read this book called Butternut Bill to the first grade class at the school. For what reason I have no fucking idea – it was like here kids look how fucking stupid you all are – - good thing even the girls in this class can beat his ass.

More John Cusack Stalking

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We just talked about Say Anything now to Hi Fidelity.

It’s on VH1 Classic right now. Not good timing for me. I don’t know how I missed this, but he’s a raging stalker in this too. He’s out in the rain next to the apartment she’s staying in the rain calling her and hanging up over and over. And again he gets the girl at the end. Where is my post funeral sex? Why aren’t women turned on by stalkers in real life? At least the non violent ones I mean. Plus this movie sort of has to take the blame for Scott Baio is 45 and Single.

Mr. Pitiful

Like me Otis was making fun of himself, but that didn’t mean that he didn’t also mean it too.

Paging Dr. Melfi

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So far I’m 0-3-1 with male psychologists so now I’m going to see a woman!

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