It’s kind of amazing because although I’m charming and witty, I’m really pretty average looking, and yet every day two or three hot randy women want to be my MySpace friend. They all seem to be up for fun and have the webcams to prove it. What a stud I am!
It’s a little rediculous how crazy Republicans are getting about the fact that Barack Obama seems to know former Weather Underground member Bill Ayers as if Barack was about to make him Secretary of State or something, but the thing that I find really funny is that whenever Republicans talk about their love of guns they quote the old Thomas Jefferson staple:
“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.”
They love having those guns around just in case a revolution is needed, but they are always appalled by revolutionaries.
Ayers was a revolutionary, and if ever this country was in need of a revolution it was the embarrassing reign of Richard Nixon. No one ever seems to mention that none of the Weather Underground members did much jail time due to the abuses of the Government’s appallingly illegal COINTEL program that stifled out dissent by any means necessary.
So make up your mind right wingers. Either stop quoting Jefferson or understand what he was all about.
Don’t cry for Isiah Thomas. He seems to always fail upward. I expect him to be running Microsoft into the ground any day now.
This guy David Cook on American Idol has been getting tons of comments like, “Wow, I didn’t realize Lionel Richie’s Hello had such a stalker vibe.”
The truth is every love song has a stalker vibe if the subject doesn’t want or reciprocate your love, which by the same token is why people madly in love are convinced that a real stalker song like Every Breath You Take, is their song.
Now, David Alvarez of Leavenworth, Washington, has unveiled an even bigger, even more original creation. Using more than 8,500 Bicycle playing cards, he recently constructed a portrait of guitarist legend Jimi Hendrix.
