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Dial Idol isn’t news?

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I find this pretty amazing. The Dial Idol web site has been incredibly accurate over the last few years. I even made myself a few hundred bucks a couple years ago by using it to bet on Tradesports.com. I guess it’s arguable whether or not the site ruins the show for fans by destroying the surprise, but I find the following shocking.

There are right now over 1500 news stories that talk about how the show’s judges all but got on their knees and threatened to shoot little starving African children if David Archuleta doesn’t win, and yet not one news agency mentions that Cook has a huge lead over Archuleta on Dial Idol.

Since we all know America cares much more about Idol than it does the Presidential Election, isn’t this similar to every major TV station ignoring the fact that every single exit poll has declared a clear winner.

Wolf Blitzer: I wonder who has won? If only we had a way to predict the winner before all the ballots were counted based on statistical theory.

How is Cook’s huge lead not newsworthy? If you read the news you would have to conclude Cook hasn’t a chance yet the smart money on Tradesports still lists Cook as over a 2-1 favorite. What’s even better - if Archuleta does win - I think there’s pretty clear evidence that the show is fixed. Bring on the contraversy!

Time to sell Simon Cowell short?

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One of the things I’ve always thought was a little bogus about American Idol (Hell, I love that show but there are at least 1000) is that Simon Cowell basically tells everyone who to vote for at the end of the final show and I’m pretty sure that every person he’s anointed has won easily. Imagine my shock to see that after he almost got down on his knees and begged America to vote for David Archuleta that David Cook had a huge lead on both Dial Idol and Tradesports.

Forget the ratings dip. If Simon’s infallible manipulation fails, maybe the show really has peaked!

As for me, it was obviously Archuleta’s best week ever (and after all he obiously wants it 1000 times more than Cook), but it wasn’t nearly they KO that Cowell depicted. Cook was a sliver behind in round one. I thought he was 100 times better in round two. Round three he had to deal with Archuleta singing the Ace up his sleeve and going last. If I was judging just on tonight I’d say DA was slightly better than DC, although DC still fits my tastes better.

If you look at the whole season Cook was a 1000 times more interesting, and every bit the pure singer. Archuleta shouldn’t be allowed to bore me to death for twenty weeks and still win.

Go DC, I’m dying to see what Cowell says when he realizes the world has finally had enough of his machinations! Because really who cares who wins, I just want to see funny shit happen.

It’s so not true what they say about Speed Racer

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Fiscally and critically the world has chosen to turn their eyes away from The Wachowski Brother’s gorgeously loving adaption of Speed Racer in favor of the infinitely more earthbound and pedestrian summer blockbuster that is Iron Man. No one says that you need to choose, but my money is where it always has been in the front seat of the incredible Mach 5.

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Bed’s too big without you

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Since that day when you’d gone
Just had to carry on
I get through the day, but late at night

Jason Castro: I was thinking Bob Marley!!

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Simon Cowell: I  don’tknow what you’re thinking …

Jason Castro: I was thinking Bob Marley!!!! Yeah!!!

Simon Cowell’s panties are all in a bunch because Jason Castro is too stoned to remotely care whether he wins American Idol!

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