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Random 2009 Oscar thoughts

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5 previous best supporting actress winners do a tribute to the dangers of being an aging woman in Hollywood

Does Tilda Swinson only have one breast or is it the dress? I’ll feel really bad if I soon learn, she recently had a masectomy.

Penelope Cruz look to the left that is your future – enjoy being hot, while it lasts. Stay away from plastic surgery and pizza.

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This year even the Oscar’s have been outsourced

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Am I the first person to make that joke about Slumdog Millionaire? If I am, send your royalties to me. If it’s seen as blatantly racist … well, then I heard Carlos Mencia say it.

This year’s best actor is …

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Jaoquin Phoneix for Late Show with David Letterman Show.

Kunio Kato rules!!

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Poor dude wins for best animated short – It has a French Title – He can barely speak English – This is awkward – OH MY GOD …. He just said Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto!!!!!!!!!

That guy is my new hero!

Here was his speech

“So heavy. Thank you very much. Thank you, my supporters. Thank you, all my staff. Thank you, my producer. Thank you, Academy. Thank you, animation. Thank you my company, Robot. Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto. Thank you very much.”

Hugh Jackman sucks without the adamantium claws

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Wow, the old Billy Crystal thing was funny because Billy Couldn’t sing and dance, giving it to the Broadway crowd is a really really bad idea.