Jon Stewart makes Jim Cramer his bitch
Worst beatdown since Mike Tyson decimated Michael Spinks.
Imagine how bad it would have been had Oprah gotten involved.
Cramer: There’s a market for it
Stewart: There’s a market for cocaine and hookers!
Worst beatdown since Mike Tyson decimated Michael Spinks.
Imagine how bad it would have been had Oprah gotten involved.
Cramer: There’s a market for it
Stewart: There’s a market for cocaine and hookers!
I read the tabloids all the time, how come I can never find a way to get myself on CNN? If Gloria Allred, read an Archie comic, Veronica would be suing Reggie for sexual harassment, before Jughead could take the second bite out of his hamburger.
She’s currently on CNN basking in some of Octomom’s glow. Angels in Waiting, a charity for apparently psychotic over breeders, is going to pay $135,000 a month to help care for those 8 bundles of joy.
Hey, I love kids as much as the next guy, but wouldn’t a big Indian armed with a pillow be less draining on society?
That may be the most vile thing I’ve ever written. It’s been a tough month. Sorry, everyone can’t be Jonathan Swift.
I finally saw the Wrestler, which was probably not a great idea for someone as depressed as me, but it did give me a new term.
The moment you realize that you’ve completely fucked up your life and that continuing would be nothing but a long series of devastating blows to your dignity - It’s your Randy the Ram Potato Salad Moment
During the days of the Felicity Commission, I used to get tons of praise for my detailed television break downs. Now, I’m usually met with a yawn or the following response to this article I recently wrote:
Fewer than 24 random thoughts on 24
Dude, even for a critic, you have WAY TOO MUCH TIME on your hands.
My response - “Blow me - if the topic of this essay had been the European Finch’s mating habits, they would have given me a PHD, but really who wants to read that?”
Anyway, I think it’s brilliant so please check it out.
