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God, I love product placement!

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Mitch Hedberg: Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn’t even get his degree.

It’s amazing how the man has managed to turn the shows into commercials and the commercials into the shows. That way they reversed the 40-20 ratio or whatever it is into 20-40.

My original view on product placements in television and film was that I hated it, but if some low budget director needed to use it to get his passion product made then I’d let it slide.

The first one I remember was an auto placement in Spike Lee’s Jungle Fever. Everything in the movie was kind of drab looking except this brand new shiny red car that was constantly the only automobile on the street in front of Wesley Snipes’ crib.

Last night I watched a two week old episode of 90210. Dixon and his step sister Annie were going on a road trip. Unbeknownst to Annie, Dixon is secretly planning to look up his birth mother, who he feels guilty for having abandoned.

Apparently, Annie and Dixon are huge, huge Dr. Pepper fans. It’s their tradition to drink Dr. Pepper on road trips! They have a cooler full of it in the back seat, AnnieĀ drinks so much that she has to stop at every rest stop and urinate it back out of her. I was surprised that Annie never gave birth to a can of Dr. Pepper.

“Mom to let you know how sorry I am that I abandoned you at 8 because you were bipolar, I’ve brought from my rich white parents in fabulous Beverly Hills the only thing that could express my true sorrow, a six pack of cold Dr. Pepper!”

I hate the anti-product placement movement too. You know, how they blur out any brand name on people’s shirts or hats or breakfast cereal. It ruins the visceral experience for me to see guys running around half blurred out.

In that Jennifer Garner movie 13 Going on 30, she and her true love have a thing for Razzles. Now did the writer or director just dig the funky coolness of Razzles and decide to reference his love or did Razzles buy its way into the script?

I’m not really sure.

Embrace Your Kinks

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They’re what make you interesting.

There’s a reason Ray never got those teeth fixed.

Shockingly, I was right about Lenny Dykstra

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Dykstra’s business: a bed of ‘Nails’

A complete fraud just like I said. Apparently, among other things, Lenny just ignores his losing trades.

Lenny Dykstra is still a complete moron!

My man crush for Adam Lambert continues

I keep telling myself that it just isn’t cool to be this impressed with someone on American Idol, but music is supposed to be about conveying emotions and this just brings back all kinds of pain and heartache.

Robert Smigel’s The Obama Files

I’ve been a huge fan of Robert Smigel’s for a long time.

I just saw on CNN that Jesse has offered to go to Iran and try to get back that political prisoner, which of course makes me think of

Chris Rock: Jesse got them hostages… What the fuck did Jesse say? ‘You want the United States to really be mad at you? Give the hostages to me.

Which then made me think of The Obama Files, which I think was the best political satire I saw during the election year. It also was probably the only clip I’ve ever seen that makes Obama seem funny.

In The Obama Files, Barack keeps sending Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton off on special missions so they won’t embarrass him.

Jesse and Al were also fonts of great humor in that amazing South Park N_GGERS episode.