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Monthly Archives: May 2009
Jacob Hoggard Punked Canadian Idol
Apparently, this happened years ago. Sadly, I’m too busy feeling sorry for myself to pay attention to Canadian Idol. Nevertheless, this guy is my new hero. http://www.wma.com/hedley/bio/hedley_bio.pdf Jacob Hoggard, singer/daredevil of Vancouver rockers Hedley and self-confessed attention whore, never turns down a bet. “People have always dared me to do stupid things, like eat sandwiches …
Mike Matusow: Check Raising the Devil
When it comes to televised poker (and I’m a fanatic), I acknowledge one steadfast rule, unless Mike “The Mouth” Matusow is involved it will more than likely be about as entertaining as paint drying. Matusow is without a doubt the Charles Barkley of professional poker. Who else would walk right up to World Series of …
The Sad Plight of the REAL Randy Jackson
That’s him on the far right. When American Idol first came on the air, I thought that Randy Jackson was the guy, who replaced Jermaine after he left the Jackson 5. Soon I learned that it was some dude, who supposedly played Bass in Journey. Did you ever see that video? Not only that, but …
Born at exactly the wrong time
Hello. Can I have my adolescence back? Please, no seriously I’m begging. I went to high school and college from 1980-1988. Gee, that era sounds familiar, hey, isn’t that basically the Ronald Reagan era? You’re goddamn right it was and I want a refund. Can I be arrested for saying that I wish John Hinckley’s …
Red House Furniture – MLK’s Dream Realized!
And you thought he’d be proud of the Obama Presidency!
Dumbest bit of censorship ever!
I was just watching a scene from the movie Hustle and Flow on MTV at 2:30 AM and suddenly a rapper holds up a bag of marijuana and the network blurred it out! As if, kids didn’t know what a plant in a bag looked like. As if, with all the crap MTV is spewing …