When I was a kid at an Ice Cream parlor, I’d be bummed about only getting to have a cone. I determined then that someday I’d be old enough to have a banana split whenever I wanted to. When I reached that point, I no longer had any interest in having one. However, I never …
Monthly Archives: June 2009
David Caruso the worst actor alive
Jim Carrey sort of started out as what Carrot Top became, albeit one with amazing physical dexterity, and became one of the edgiest comedians ever. If he’s at an awards show, I’m dying to find out what he has up his sleeve. I don’t watch the CSI shows because I hate seeing blood and guts …
A startling admission
Me and a friend, huge Bill Hicks fans both, and himself a former comedian, both admitted that we find Carrot Top funny. It’s not necessarily cutting edge funny. It’s not life changing funny. It’s not brave funny, but it’s funny. I’ve always loved his routine about looking like the flagship of the Wendy’s chain. I’m …
Coolest Celebrity Decline
You have to hand it to Jim Morrison. Even in his bloated bearded decline, he still looked pretty damn cool.
The real reason Michael Jackson crossed over
And he didn’t charge him either!
Where is my Dykstra Pulitzer Prize?????
https://bradlaidman.com/uncategorized/lenny-dykstra-is-still-a-complete-moron/ Now that Lenny Dykstra is in ruins. Now that his wife has left him. Now that the real press are on the story where is my PULITZER bitch?!!!! Not only did I point out what he was doing, if you look at the debate in the comments I predicted exactly how he would lose …
400 million dollars in debt!
That is so awesome. Nice job Mike. That’s like he not only made a ton of money he spent even more! My guess is when Donald Trump dies there will be tons of banks trying to find his money. He’s Michael Jackson, he prints money – loan him whatever he wants! I do have to …
Michael and Farrah are dead
I almost don’t want to write about this because I’m sure everyone else is, but I suppose it deserves some thoughts.
Who would you want to be stuck on an airplane with?
Today flying back to Cleveland I was thinking about who the best people to be stuck in an airplane row with and I was thinking Julia Stiles, Keri Russell, Bob Dylan. Then I decided no matter who, I’d rather have the whole row to myself.
David Letterman Apologizes to Sarah Palin
Gee, I wonder what my take on this will be. David Letterman: I’m too old for this shit, write me an apology Please return to my mantra “Try to only be offended when the person who said something meant to offend you.” I’m sure David Letterman just didn’t want to deal with Sarah Palin and …
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My IMDB profile
Brad Laidman Born: Dec. 17th, 1965 – Cleveland, Ohio Actor: A Few Good Men: Juror Six Days, Seven Nights: Bartender Do the Right Thing: Homeless Man Pulp Fiction: Glowing yellow material in the suitcase Kill Bill Vol. 1: Crazy 88 Patton: Soldier The Godfather: Joseppe Corleone On the Waterfront: Dockworker The Wizard of Oz: Flying …
Suzanne Somers was never hot
After I read Kathy Griffin’s comments on how Suzanne Somers is well on her way to becoming the second richest television celebrity alive – Oprah will forever be that until the day she dies and bails out the Fed – I decided that maybe I should look back at her career and reevaluate this great talent. Or not. …
Elvis’ Pill Bottles for Sale
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/31100610/?GT1=43001 “This black doctor’s bag was used by Elvis Presley’s personal physician, George C. Nichopoulos — better known as “Dr. Nick” — for making house calls to Graceland. It will be accompanied by a photo of Dr. Nick about to board Elvis’s plane, with Lisa Marie holding the bag, at the auction of Elvis and …
We come from the land of the ice and snow
Just read about Jeff Beck and Jimmy Page performing my favorite insanely hilarious song of all time Zep’s Immigrant Song at his Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction and had to immediately go out and find it. I like to say “Does anybody remember laughter?” They do if they’ve heard Immigrant Song By the …
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Why our economy is so messed up?
I hate to even mention the painful term catheter, but can someone tell me why the company marketing disposable catheters to senior citizens decided to buy ad time on MTV’s The Hills? That seems wrong doesn’t it? Wait a second, why the hell am I watching The Hills?