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Old West: I Toss My Hat into the Reality Show World

Consider this my pitch – since I’m guessing my friend Grant won’t think it sellable: If there’s one thing I’ve learned in life, it is not to have a gun control argument with your prospective father in law no matter how many times he goads you into it. Although, now that I think of it, …

Leon: The King of Lip Synching

I’ve often thought that at some time or another every significant African American would be portrayed in the movies by Denzel Washington, but if your budget is a little smaller and your chronicling a famous Rock and Roller, Leon is your go to guy. He’s played Little Richard, Jackie Wilson, and David Ruffin. He was also a member …

America’s last dagger into the Native American heart

Crazy Horse  (ca. 1840 – September 5, 1877) was a respected war leader of the Oglala Lakota, who fought against the U.S. federal government in an effort to preserve the traditions and values of the Lakota way of life. He is most generally known for his participation in the Battle of the Little Bighorn in …

I love that Otis Campbell has his own wiki page!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otis_Campbell Otis Campbell was the fictional “town drunk” in Mayberry on the American TV sitcom The Andy Griffith Show. Otis was played by Hal Smith and made frequent appearances on the show from 1960 to 1967. As Andy and Bee Taylor told deputy Warren Ferguson, Otis worked as a glue dipper in a furniture factory …

With this incentive how can I resist?

Not to repeat myself, but there is a special place in hell reserved for non-essential plastic surgeons and the sellers of products that spur hair growth and penis size. Prolixus somehow doesn’t make you larger, it makes you wider or girthier or whatever. I just heard a commercial for it and was caught up in …

A good indication that your Celebrity Rehab didn’t take

Mary Carey has returned to porn and released Celebrity Pornhab with Dr. Screw I saw it and give it 2 flaccid penises. The writing was horrible. The cinematography was non-existant. The sex was uninspired. Who am I kidding I only watched like 43 seconds of it and moved on? Nevertheless, I still stand by my review …

Karl Malden sadly dies young at 97

Second F’d up nose to go in a week. Barbra Streisand should spend the next week in Intensive Care just to be safe. Barbra Streisand was the first legitimate laugh I ever got. I was about 8 at my parents’ tennis club. Some adults were watching Barbra on the TV, when a man said, “She’s …