Tribute to Silliness
Whoever choreographed this makes Paula Abdul look sober and low key.
Freddie, nevertheless, seems to have some hops.
Why is that guitar player so fat when he’s getting so much exercise?
Whoever choreographed this makes Paula Abdul look sober and low key.
Freddie, nevertheless, seems to have some hops.
Why is that guitar player so fat when he’s getting so much exercise?
The kind of women that will immediately have sex with you on a restaurant floor aren’t very likely to be sane and willing to disappear into thin air.
Who wants to marry a murderer?
“The company did have in place what it thought was a thorough vetting process that involved complete background checks by an outside company for all contestants on its shows,” it said. “Clearly, the process did not work properly in this case. 51 Minds is investigating what went wrong and taking steps to ensure that this sort of lapse never occurs again.”
That’s what you say when one of your reality dating show contestants kills his wife, pries out all of her teeth, cuts her fingers off, shoves her into a suitcase that he tosses into a dumpster -and it turns out that he had a prior record of sexual assault. Well done!
Apparently, this jolly guy doesn’t watch CSI - because dental records are as old school as the abacus.
In a statement, VH1 said it has postponed any airings of “Megan Wants a Millionaire” because of the “tragic situation.”
Damn, if this guy could have won the show and killed the bachelorette - it could have killed the reality dating show as we know it and saved the world from one of the most demeaning, absurd, and low brow genre offerings of all time.
It would have been like a version of the Monkees that featured Charles Manson on lead guitar.
Megan: You have the eyes of a violent murderer, but that turns me on - here’s your rose!
VH1’s dating shows have been a world leader in scuzziness - they make the network dating reality shows look like Shakespeare by comparison. Can someone from one of Bret Michaels’ show kill someone so I don’t have to watch that crap either?
Don’t worry, apparently the murderer only finished second - which means the VH1 dating process was a relative success. Had she picked the man, Ryan Jenkins - I’m sure VH1 would have told Megan -”You said you wanted a millionaire - you didn’t say that he had to not be a violent misogynist. Jesus, some trampy blondes just can’t be pleased.”
Next month on VH1 - Ryan Jenkins wants a bitch who will listen
They could run it out of Folsom Prison and somehow I’m guessing that they could still find ten willing contestants to date him and offer conjugal visits.
Update: Ryan Jenkins does the honorable thing and shoots himself. My guess is that VH1’s worthless reality game show footage is now being worked into a shocking, murder documentary that will eventually air on E!
Yep, I woke up and found out that I was 46% more likely to die due to my sleep apnea this morning. It’s pretty hard to achieve much with your day after you awake to that.
That mask contraption above is a CPAP machine, which is really the only thing doctors have for you if you so similarly suffer. Isn’t that sexy - doesn’t that image make you want to cuddle up next to him and snuggle?
I have insanely bad insomnia - so there’s basically no way in hell that I could ever fall asleep with that thing on without anaesthesia or the equivalent.
I had a doctor in Chicago. She called me non-compliant over and over again, because I wasn’t using the machine. It really annoyed me. I’ve tried to fall asleep with that thing on for hundreds of hours. It’s not my fault that I don’t fall asleep. The rare times that I actually fell asleep with the CPAP on, I’d awaken to find out that I’d ripped the mask off in my sleep.
Non-compliant judges your motives. I know non-compliant. You wouldn’t like me when I’m actually non-complaint!
I got to see the great acappella group the Persuasions at the Great American Music Hall in San Francisco, which is right next to The Mitchell Brothers’ O’Farrell Theater, which was essentially the porn capitol of the world until one of the brothers shot the other and willed it all to Chatsworth.
If there was ever any doubt, check out this clip and be amazed at exactly how white Maury Povitch really is. I saw Geraldo dancing to Elvis once - he’s extremely white too. People should all be free to dance no matter how stupid they look doing it, but really be really, really sure about it before you do it on TV.
Barack Obama dancing on Ellen might have actually been one of the gutsiest moves ever. It’s probably his Bill Clinton playing Heartbreak Hotel on Arsenio moment, but wow I bet they planned and practiced and polled every single move he did in that minute or so for hours. Compare that to Sarah Palin’s oblivious hand waving while Amy Poehler openly mocked her is pretty much the story of the last election, which if you think about is pretty pathetic and scary.
