What a bunch of idiots. It drives me crazy when Hollywood actually acts like the morally depraved bunch that Bill O’Reilly and Rush Limbaugh want to portray them as. The Weinsteins, Martin Scorcese, Woody Allen and the usual crew have signed a petition urging the U.S. to just forgive and forget. Polanski drugged a 13 …
He should get a trophy. His parents should be put to death. On rejecting a real guitar “there’s all these string on it and you have to strum it and hit notes.” Nice. It will be a kid like this one who blows up the world in a zombie state hoping to etch his name …
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I’m sure this woman is very nice and hard working, but she keeps sending me emails and I never asked her to and I don’t even vote in Ohio anymore – although I guess I could lie and vote absentee. I always just vote straight Democrat anyway and she’s a Democrat. Frankly, I still thought …
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I’ve owned the Beatles’ music now on 45 and 33 RPM vinyl, cassette, CD, and MP3. Today, I’m being told by the whole world that I now need to repurchase their new catalog because it’s been remastered. I’m told it will unearth a totally new world of beauty and genius that I’ve never been able to hear …
Essentially, advertising is nothing more than trying to convince the public that one thing is better than another thing that is essentially the exact same thing. Coke/Pepsi McDonald’s/Burger King.There isn’t a single person in their right mind that would throw a fit over having to choose one or the other, yet in the meantime, the …
My one time college roommate and good friend Dave used to drive me crazy when we’d watch television together. For the most part, he preferred the commercials to the actual programs, whereas I found them about as appealing as a toothache. The first really annoying product placement that I noticed was in Spike Lee’s Jungle …
I’ve seen and talked to some celebrities. Mitch Hedberg was both the nicest and most genuine. I shook my hero Ray Davies’ hand, but the most in awe I ever was at seeing one was Sean Lennon. I was at the 3rd Street Promenade in Santa Monica and I was waiting to see a movie. …
This is some pretty amazing stuff – a mid day talk show host letting John Lennon and Yoko Ono parade forth a group of radicals like Bobby Seale for a whole week. How was Mike Douglas not persecuted by the FBI? Lennon was – they tried to deport him three weeks later. So that’s a …
Apparently trying to be controversial, Entertainment Weekly just named All You Need Is Love as both the 50th best Beatles song as well as THE WORST Beatles song. Someone on staff felt it to be too repetitive. 1. The verses are quite clever 2. The song remains a near perfect political statement, especially as it …
I think I’m at the point where my life has settled into enough failure that I’m going to start telling people that I meet wild, untrue stories that make me seem more interesting. I think I may go with the claim that I’m Nick Watkins the lead singer of the Jags. I always thought Jags …
AMG’s Tony Burrows bio Here’s a really awful way to market yourself. Tony Burrows at one point sang on four of the top ten singles on the British Charts. Unfortunately for his career, this wasn’t seen as a Beatlesque achievement due to the fact that all four songs were credited to different, mostly fictional bands. …
