Just because you’re exploitively picking the last bits of meat off of a dead carcass doesn’t mean that there isn’t fertile ground to explore. Elvis’ last footage was horrifying and depressing – Michael couldn’t have traded the Beatles catalog for this much of an image upgrade. See I’m willing to buy your cash in on …
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Anyone who reads me (does anyone read me?) knows that my biggest peeve is essentially “Don’t be offended unless someone is trying to offend you.” Well – here’s the latest idiot looking for headlines. On this week’s Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry David had a problem controlling his urine stream and accidentally splashed a picture of …
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Robert Laidman – my badass Grandfather – would have made a scarier Darth Vader than James Earl Jones, but had a heart of gold.
“The White House refused to indicate Monday whether President Obama will issue a posthumous pardon for Jack Johnson, the African-American boxing champion convicted in 1913 for dating a white woman.” Look, other than the year or so he spent in jail, Jack Johnson didn’t give a fuck what the United States thought about him dating …
Drexl Spivey: He must have thought it was white boy day. It ain’t white boy day, is it? Marty: No man, It ain’t white boy day. Despite having lived in California for over 15 years, I just had my first encounter with a crazed homeless person. She was about 300 pounds and wearing what appeared …
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October 10th 2009 The Bicycle Club, Bell Gardens, California 9PM – 1 AM My roommate, Anthony, told me that my personality was likely to get me into a lot of fights at the Bike. I’m not malicious, but the plain fact is that I get bored very quickly. It’s a terrible trait to have because …
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