I can’t tell you how sad I am to learn that the following story is untrue. I hate the internet for debunking all the cool stories I thought were true. Then again the FBI told a lot of untrue stories about the Black Panthers and Jean Seberg and that didn’t turn out so well. The …
I think I now sort of know what it feels like to be raped. Of course that’s never an appropriate metaphor for a man to say, but the closest thing to it When someone says something to you that is 100% false and is in fact exactly the opposite and you don’t have the ability …
People always try to tell me that things happen for a reason and that I should look forward to better times, but I’ve always had a tendency to ruminate on the failures of the past often to an incredibly depressive degree and the older you get the less likely you see the future as evening …
When Madonna and Warren Beatty were going at it, it was like everyone in the world had been with one or the other of them. I’m not sure who has slept with the most men or women, but I’m guessing that if you multiplied the number of partners that Madonna and Warren had together that …
We should always remember thin Elvis in January and the fat Elvis in August – It’s too bad that Elvis didn’t last a couple of more months – Thin Elvis and Fat Elvis could have replaced all those babies and old men on New Year’s Eve. They fudged it for Jesus I think we should …
