2001 was a weird year for me. I moved there to do bankruptcy arbitrage for a friend of mine. Unfortunately, his main holding was a company that went bankrupt about a week after I got there. I thought I was cool enough to bring my 1965 Mustang. People were honking at me all summer, which …
We regret to inform you that all trading in Charlie Sheen Death Pool securities has been halted. Charlie Sheen is mad. Charlie Sheen just went on the counter offensive – I’d compare it to a blitzkrieg middle finger to anyone that doesn’t agree that the key to life’s happiness is hookers and blow. Charlie Sheen …
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We didn’t have shuffle in my day. When you wanted to shuffle a vinyl LP, you’d have to drop a really heavy book on the floor.
I’m pretty sure I have accepted thousands and thousands of pages of Apple documents without reading a single word. Something tells me that soon we will all be Steve Jobs’ slaves. He’ll say, “Look you sold your soul hundreds of times – I have the documents!” And I’ll be doing hard labor for the rest …
I was diagnosed with Sleep Apnea about 15 years ago. Even after surgery to remove my tonsils and soft palette, I would still stop breathing 60 to 70 times an hour, which meant that no matter how much sleep I got I would still feel somewhat exhausted every single day of my life. The only …
I just found something I wrote in 1994 about my profession as a trader. I don’t even remember writing it, but can tell that it is mine. Wow, I used to be way smarter back then. Writing mostly about teen soaps will do that to you I guess.
