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Goodbye Davy Jones

I wasn’t old enough to experience the Monkees the first time around, but this two clip from the Brady Bunch is forever etched into my memory. Look how concerned Davy is when he hears about Marcia’s plight. Then again why doesn’t he just leave the recording booth and talk to her and save a trip …

Insanity and High Art

Someone who apparently wasn’t Albert Einstein: Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again but expecting different results. Maybe it’s the fact that I grow more and more into Charlie Brown every day, but I really think the above art is a million times more relevant to the whole world than the Mona …

Morton Report: Sprawling Drunk to the WeHo Girls

Soap, porn-lite or both? The greatest thing about the internet is that it is like a drunken ramble in a maze. It’s the digital enactment of those books that used to give you a fork in the road every page or so. I just went onto YouTube all sad and bored and lonely in the …

My I never dug Whitney column

? From Facebook the night that Whitney Died – Brad Laidman: I never want to see somebody die, but personally I can’t stand Whitney Houston’s bombastic Star Spangled Banner or I Will Always Love You – I kind of liked Saving All My Love for You, but it all seemed pretty soul-less after that Michael …

Crazy Beautiful

This probably deserves more attention than I’m willing to give it at the moment. Sadly, lately I’ve become a little bored of me. I think I’m pretty funny and all at times, but really everyone is stuck with themselves 24-7-century and then you die. I’m probably my biggest fan and I don’t want to be …