I’ve been reading a Bio of The Donald. It’s not very sympathetic to the mogul. Seems his dad was a fixer with political connections and Donald too never found a politician he wasn’t willing to buy. If you ever had any doubts about Donald, all you really have to know is that at one time […]
Waiting for Clark Kent: Part 2 A Most Unusual Miracle
Jonathan Kent knew a miracle when he saw one. After all, he’d been around long enough to know when one’s prayers are answered. Surely God in all his cruelty could not deny him a son. And if a rocket ship crash landing in front of his truck, rectifying the entire situation, wasn’t a personal apology […]
Phil Spector Guilty or Innocent?
The Jehovah Test – God comes to you and forces you to answer a question that he of course knows the answer to. If you are wrong he takes your life and sends you to hell forever This is way too easy for a Jehovah Test. Jehovah Tests should be hard. They should make you think, but since […]
God Help Us All Crunk Is Now A Real Word
Crunk Really Ain’t Dead: Word Makes It Into Merriam-Webster Dictionary Yeeeeahhhh!!!!! If it’s any consolation to my former English Teachers – ginormous is far more offensive.
The Important Stuff CNN.Com Keeps You Up On!
Nude photo emerges of ‘High School Musical’ star Well, at least she’s 18. This is important news. Thank God CNN is there to cover it. The way you know that CNN is an important news agency is that they never give you the money shot. They never tell you where to find the scandalous photos. It’s […]
Ghost Rider: Sometimes You Just Need to Watch a Really Bad Movie
Thank God for Nicolas Cage. Can someone please start hiring Patrick Swayze – cause Point Break 2 needs to be made now!
The New Levi’s Commercial
It’s basically a montage of a bunch of couples desperately ripping of their clothes so they can have sex. We’re getting close to Bill Hicks’ ultimate commercial.
Looking Back at Trump/Rosie
Looking back, the Trump Rosie battle showed a lot about the level of discourse in today’s society. Rosie: You’re a corrupt charlatan Trump: You’re fat