I’ve been hearing that Roger Clemens might not make the Hall of Fame – so I’m opening my own Hall of Shame – possibly in Scranton, Pennsylvania or Compton, California.
Along with Clemens, our initial induction class will include:
Pete Rose: All Time Hit Leader
Barry Bonds: All Time Home Run Leader
Joe Jackson: Second Highest Career Batting Average
Our motto will be – if you’re not cheating you’re not trying and I’m thinking that we’ll be unbeatable when faced in a real game with the actual Hall.
We’re also currently in negotiations with Cooperstown to pick up Gaylord Perry and Ty Cobb