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I’ll be your billboard

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I hate advertising, but really I hate to work for a living even more. This woman gets 500 dollars a month to drive a billboard. For only $5000 a month, I’ll be your own personal NASCAR vehicle. I’ll wear your shirt logos, your hat logos, and a sign on my head that says “I’m Pepsi’s bitch.” I’ll even leave my house and mingle to get your message out there!

No children’s products – my life is rated at least R.

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