Where was the Secret Service?

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Isn’t it every Secret Service agent’s dream to take a shoe for the President? Where were these dudes when the Buster Browns were being fired? Obama better forget health care and reorganize his security detail. Those dudes just ambled over to that shoe thrower as if he was a irate toddler throwing a fit.

Great now we’ll have to surrender our shoes completely at airports

Good quick work with the Austin Powers add on by the You Tube guy.

Guess there won’t be a Bush Monument in Iraq anytime soon - maybe a statue of him ducking a shoe.
Is it too late for Oliver Stone to add this great moment to his movie?

Elvis on Scientology - Keep your Thetans to yourself

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“Stuff those people! There’s no way I’ll ever get involved with that son-of-a-doggn’ group. All they want is my money.”

This wasn’t just a hurried view. Elvis spent a lot of time studying various religions and theories of spiritualism in search for the answers to life’s bigger questions. Sadly, the only real solution he came up with for the world’s problems was Cadillacs.  

And you thought Priscilla’s biggest mistake was all that plastic surgery.

Jennifer Aniston NOT nude on GQ cover

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I hate to sound like a pig, but stop trying to titillate me with headlines about actresses appearing nude. Nude is showing your naughty stuff not covering it up seductively. Nude is what you do when your career hits the Dana Plato level. Ok, I admit, she looks pretty good, but false advertising is false advertising.

Nude is what Angelina Jolie did all over the movie Gia. If Jen wants the big man back, I suggest she star in Gia 2: The Reckoning.

Yet another Levi’s commercial you need a condom to watch

My friend Dave always liked to watch commercials more than the actual programs. Once Levi’s finally comes clean and starts featuring full on intercourse …

Bill Hicks: The Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmmm . . . sounds like every commercial on TV doesn’t it?

The only difference that Bill didn’t see was that commercials only last 30 seconds, whereas porn is only useful for about 30 seconds. Once again the admen are geniuses by cutting away all the fat.