Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Do you know that I’ve even had producers re-cut my movies?
Orson Welles: I hate when that happens.
Edward D. Wood, Jr.: And they always want to cast their buddies. It doesn’t even matter if they’re right for the part.
Orson Welles: Tell me about it. I’m supposed to do a thriller for Universal. They want Charlton Heston as a Mexican.
Rest easy Charlton. If I agreed with you on guns, I might be married right now.