Wow, I didn’t realize how prevalent all this crap was, and all these guys have abandoned living a good moral life for making cold hard cash. These people are making Jim Baker look Christlike.
I think I’m going to blame it all on Madonna and those expensive red strings. Don wants to know why we put Miracle Whip on bread but are sceptical about his Miracle Prosperity Hankercheifs. If Jesus ever comes back, he better have a huge team of lawyers to go after all of these charlatans.
“Call for the Green Prosperity Handkercheif and see God double your money!”
I’m almost starting to feel bad for sane Christians.
Tax these motherfuckers now!