On the season finale of Entourage, E and Sloane finally got their act together and got engaged.
Seriously, is there any fictional relationship less believable or inspiring than this pairing in the annals of television history? Usually, when a couple gets together on your favorite show you are happy and overjoyed at the possibility of love in a cold forsaken world. Remember how warm and tingly you felt when Chandler proposed to Monica with “You make me happier than I ever thought I could be.” I can’t even remember what E said to Sloane. It may have been “Look, I got you a ring and that means you have to take me back.”
E essentially decided that he had to be with Sloane because he had an intense near crash with an STD. Wow, is that romantic or what?
I can’t think of a single reason in the world for Sloane to have any interest at all in E. Maybe she has a leprechaun fetish that I don’t know about. I can’t think of one moment where they seemed to be in sync or having a meaningful time or having any sexual heat of any kind.
Vince shows more romantic love banging random chicks that he’ll never see again in his pool than the entirety of the E -Sloane relationship.
Actually, it’s a fitting relationship for the blandest lead character in any television series ever. There are tons of entertaining side characters in Entourage, but E is only the huge sucking vacuum that they all revolve upon.