E! is pornagraphically using a Glamastrator on the women

ABC is interviewing its own Disney Stars fawningly

I just don’t care about Brad and Angelina anymore

The only story I seem to be interested in is that Mickey Rourke’s dog has died

There has never been a prostitute in the history of the world as overtly ready to do anything to please as the Red Carpet people

The best performance of the year has already been rewarded with an early, tragic death

Maybe, I’ll just keep watching the Cavaliers’ game