I hate Jim Gaffigan


I have absolutely nothing intellectual to say about Jim Gaffigan other than he annoys the hell out of me. I could listen to his numerous hit CD’s that for some reason people love and give you a point by point breakdown, but that would be a lot of time that I could spend raking my nails down a blackboard. The interior monologue thing that he does constantly, makes me want to puncture my ear drums with a screwdriver. Hot Pockets aren’t healthy. Brilliant, thanks for the tip. “Oh my god, have I just pissed off a ton of Jim Gaffigan fans? That would be icky.”

26 Responses to “I hate Jim Gaffigan”

  1. Please do a couple of point by point breakdowns, it would make my day. 😀

  2. I agree 100%. Jim Gaffigan sucks.

  3. At least someone will say it god I hate that guy all he has going for him is that annoying voice that he does for every joke which doesn’t say a lot

  4. Please do a breakdown of at least a few. I am begging you. I rented beyond the pale, thinking it would be funny. I now have hate in my blood.

  5. you are all total fagots, Jim Gaffigan is amazing and hilarious, at least he’s not as bad as Dane Cook who just steals all of his jokes from other successful comedians…

  6. i listen to comedy on pandora at work while i edit to keep myself from losing my mind and ive made a few key stations like aziz ansari or maria bamford and occasionally pandora sneaks jim gaffigan in and i keep reminding it that no, i do not like this, please do not play him. pandora does not understand, but i think you do. after hearing another predictable joke i couldnt stand i searched “i dislike jim gaffigan” on google. I found this. at least some people have a sense of humor!

  7. Oh, thank god! I thought I was the only one who hated him. He keeps coming up on Pandora with that whiny three year old voice for every fucking joke. Normally I would just blow it off but I actually cannot tolerate him at all. Adult material, adult voice. who the hell buys his shit?

  8. Jim is the least funny comic I have ever had the displeasure of hearing. As far as those others here who think he is a genius… you probably were surprised at the ending of Inception, thought Avatar was unique and creative, and also find brit spears/Lady gaga to be musical geniuses rather than the PR machines they are. Just look at Tommy above who is what I would consider the average Gaffigan fan… and cannot spell faggot properly. 🙂 douche bag, there is SPELL check.

  9. Gaffigan shouldn’t even be called a comedian, his annoying whispering voice after every stupid joke makes me hate him! It’s gay, childish and simply ridiculous! BTW Dane Cook is no good either… he wants to sound cool but it just comes over as loud, arrogant and desperate.

  10. Lol I’m watching his “comedy” show right it’s horrible he always uses that annoying low pitch voice, death to this man!

  11. I cannot stand him in the fact that they gave him a TV series annoys the living hell out of me. Everything about his person screams idiotic he was somebody that was somehow lucky enough for somebody thought he was stupid enough to be upon interest see what he feels “what’s that about” source Jim Gaffigan

  12. I have no interest in watching him. I really don’t see anything funny about him. I have friends that are funny. I can’t stand his voice as it hurts my eardrums. Thumbs down on this guy.

  13. Hallelujah! Thankfully there are sane people in this time of total chaos…. I despise this man, and cannot for the life of me understand how he keeps getting ON TV shows…. I know it’s cliche, but who does he have naked pictures of?

  14. Jim Gaffigan is a waste of a LOT of human flesh!

  15. Yesss. Other like minded people!

    Jim is so god damn annoying, with that stupid voice and infantile jokes.

    There’s so many way better comedians than him.

  16. Never heard of this guy before seeing him on CBC Sunday Morning Show on 04/11-2016. I was thinking…. “is this guy trying to be funny” …. I thought he was just some staff writer at CBS. When I looked him up I was shocked see that he fancies himself a living breathing comedian. Pathetic.

  17. Tommy, Your obvious love for this terrible comic sure does make you sound like what you are calling everyone else. Maybe your pregnant with his baby? Cant figure out why else you would have such man love for the talentless hack.

  18. They keep playing this stupid car commercial with him. I had to look him up to find out who he was so I might be able to express my hate for him. I do hate him something awful. I have not hated any comedian this bad since George Lopez. While I will always hate Carrot Top, it’s more of a pitty hate. This guy gives me a nervous twitch. This commercial keeps looping. It’s because I stream internet cable news. I hate his name so I won’t say it. I hate this man’s kids for being complicit. That dumb voice. Dad comedy, gross! I hate when people talk to me about their kids worse now. I’ll never buy this car. You lost my business forever unnamed car company. I though that I hated Larry the Cable Guy’s prylocek otc commercial.

  19. You are correct. This joker is easily the worst comedian Ive ever heard. I get the fact that he is trying to be clean and be a christian comedian but what a total failure. He is so annoying that I have a hard time not turning the channel whenever he appears.
    I wondered who would think he is funny, I got some sort of answer from Tommy above, probably a bible thumping idiot who is starved for funny content because anything really funny is against his religion. I am fairly certain that Tommy is homosexual and burying his “godless” feelings. Dont worry Tommy, you wont go to hell for what u do in the bedroom, I promise. If there was such a thing tho, u would probably go to hell for liking this horrible comedian and having no idea what funny is.

  20. Ohhhh my God, laughing my nuts off!!!!!!! X-D

    HATRED, THY NAME IS JIM GAFFIGAN. Have you guys heard quotes about what other note-worthy people have said about him?

    Mark Twain: “Jim Gaffigan is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored, than to anything on which it is poured.”

    Another one from Mark Twain: “Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company of Jim Gaffigan”

    Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.: “Returning hate for hate, multiplys hate for Jim Gaffigan; adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars.”

    Dalai Lama: “If a problem is fixable, if a problem is such that you can do something about it, then there is no need to suffer Jim Gaffigan.”

    Confucius: “If you make a mistake and do not correct it, this is called being a Jim Gaffigan fan.”

    Ernest Hemingway: “There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; unless that man is Jim Gaffigan.”

    W.B Yeats: “Happiness is neither virtue nor pleasure, nor this thing nor that, but simply not knowing who Jim Gaffigan is.”

    Leo Tolstoy: “Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing Jim Gaffigan.”

    Dr. Maya Angelou: “You may encounter many defeats, but you must not be defeated by Jim Gaffigan’s comedy.”

    Albert Einstein: “The world will not be destroyed by those who do evil, but by those who watch Jim Gaffigan.”

    Buddha: “Happiness does not depend on what you have or who you are. It solely relies on whether or not you know who Jim Gaffigan is.”

    George W. Bush: ” He’s a great guy. If I wasn’t married I’d date him. I wouldn’t mind living with him now. I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully (when asked about Jim Gaffigan).”

  21. Please take Jim Gafigan off of the network. I’m so tired of him begging people to set their dvrs to catch his show, and it actually sucks!! I gave him a shot and watched a couple of episodes and had to switch channels because it was boring as hell!!! I’m sorry Jim, but you are not funny and the show sucks! The monotone voice and jokes are not working!

  22. Jim gaffigan is a moron I don’t know why he’s allowed on television because all he does is humiliate and his wife and children he is nothing but a stupid moron I hope his show gets canceled and I hope you never see that idiot again on television

  23. This guy is the worst excuse for a comic I’ve ever heard of. I can’t stand to listen to more than part of one clip online, and I want to puke when I hear him. Who in the heck ever “discovered” this guy and thought he’s funny? He’s just a lot of egotistical hot air. Again, he’s the worst ever.k

  24. His standup can be quite funny sometimes but his tv show SUCKSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. Jim Gaffigan wants you to talk to a Trump supporter and listen. What a subhuman waste of flesh. If Trump wins I hope he fucks this redneck filth nation beyond repair while I move to Canada.

  26. I know! He’s soo annoying I can’t stand him, but one of my sisters and mom likes him!

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