As if it wasn’t bad enough that parents around the world were all going into hock to buy scalped tickets to the Miley Cyrus tour, a woman just admitted that she helped her six year old daughter fake an essay about her father dying in Iraq to win four tickets to the hot tour. Apparently, the father is in Iraq, but has so far refused to cooperate with her daughter’s Disney wishes, by failing to die yet. Selfish bastard.