The most stoned performance in television history

I’m guessing Bob Marley was on television at some point and Farrah Fawcett was on Letterman once after having taking maybe 600 Vicoden, but wow look at this. Jason Castro is on stage singing the Beatle’s Michelle. He clearly knows that it’s a mess. He can’t believe he’s up on stage trying to sing this slow song in a minute and a half. The tempo is way too fast. He doesn’t really understand the French parts. Does he panic? Apparently, not. If you’re Jason Castro, you basically say to yourself, “I can’t believe I’m this stoned on television in front of millions of people singing a hackneyed song this badly. This is awesome!”

Like Bob McKenzie said when he realized the brakes in his van had been cut and he was about to plummet off a cliff into the ocean, “No use steering now.”

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