The New Clint Eastwood Movie

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Clint Eastwood today announced plans to star and direct in “Not without My Daughter!”

After being told by his doctor that he has 15 minutes to live, Clint finds out that the Yakuza has kidnapped his daughter. Tearing himself away from his respirator Clint must defeat forty trained Yakuza ninjas who have plotted to use his daughter to create a new race of superhumans.

The film’s script was written by Paul Haggis. Lindsey Lohan is reported to be signed up as Clint’s love interest.

Clint will also direct a Japanese version, which tells the same story from the point of view of the main Yakuza warlord.

3 Responses to “The New Clint Eastwood Movie”

  1. CLINT,LINDSAY. ARE YOU SERIOUS HE IS LIKE 80 YEARS OLD AND SHE IS WHAT 21? WHAT IS SHE GOING TO DO PUT A SPLINT ON HIS PECKER TO KEEP IT HARD?

  2. ok, so mabey he couldent even keep it up with a splint.

  3. ok, clint is most likely 50 years older than lindsay. its not even realistic.

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