Just had this entertaining conversation with a rep from the Northwestern Aquatic Center.
“How much is admission for an alumni?”
“12 dollars”
“How do I prove I’m an alumni?”
“Do you have a card?”
“No, can you look me up online?”
“No, sorry you’ll need to get a card”
“Hmm, how much is admission if you aren’t an alumni?”
“12 dollars”
