Florida sheriff’s Sgt. David London, a 24 year old veteran of the force resigned in March in the midst of sexual harassment complaints from female officers, including one who said London told her that he had to stop his patrol car at least four times on every shift in order to masturbate.
My where do we start with this one? Here’s my number one concern about this moron. If you are going to sexually harass women at work at least do so in way that has a remote chance of getting you laid. I mean really what woman in the history of the world is going to be attracted to that line? If you’re going to go for it, hell, just come right out and be Elvis and say “Hey, baby my blood is a boiling for you. I can’t stop my animal desires from a pumping through my big hard veins. Let’s blow this Popsicle stand and look for criminals at the Motel 6.” Has there ever been a woman in the history of the world that wanted to hear about some fat 45 year old cop pumping away at himself in his squad car all day. My guess is that aside from Broom Hilda every sane woman in the world runs when she finds out that that isn’t donut glaze all over his pants.
Ok, now that we’ve noted that, let’s give credit where credit is due? This guy is in his mid 40s and he can crank out four loads in an 8 hour shift? Wow, did this guy patrol out by the airport where all the strip joints are? Was he guarding the girl’s showers at some
High School. Four times in 8 hours? Does he have an internet hookup in his car? Damn … if I can manage two times in a day I write it down in a special journal. Hell, 90% of the time I’m embarrassed to be a guy for at least three and a half hours after I finish abusing myself. This guy may not be something special with the ladies but he apparently sure does have quite an imagination.