My friend Dave always liked to watch commercials more than the actual programs. Once Levi’s finally comes clean and starts featuring full on intercourse …
Bill Hicks: The Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmmm . . . sounds like every commercial on TV doesn’t it?
The only difference that Bill didn’t see was that commercials only last 30 seconds, whereas porn is only useful for about 30 seconds. Once again the admen are geniuses by cutting away all the fat.