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12 year old scores a million on Guitar Hero

He should get a trophy. His parents should be put to death.

On rejecting a real guitar “there’s all these string on it and you have to strum it and hit notes.” Nice.

It will be a kid like this one who blows up the world in a zombie state hoping to etch his name on the top score ladder of mass murderers. “Hey, mom I just launched on Russia and passed Pol Pot!”