Rehab is just like abstinence only education. $50,000 a week and not one of those brilliant chemical dependancy gurus ever thought enough to suggest —>
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Daily Archives: August 28, 2007
My New Favorite Informercial Charlatan
Peter Popoff I honestly never thought I’d find an infomercial that tickled my fancy as much as the guys from Air Supply pitching Soft Rock Classics, but this guy is a genius. He cuts right to the chase. If you follow him, he will send you “Miracle Water” and God will repay you in cold …
I Want to be a Corporate Spy
How do you get one of those jobs where you lurk in chat rooms pretending to be a 12 year old fishing for pedophiles? I think that would be an interesting job, plus I could feel like I was taking scum off of the earth, and that would make me sort of like a superhero.
Marketing to Drug Addicts
Scene opens with a guy lying down smoking weed) GUY: Can’t you just walk yourself. DOG: You disappoint me. (Dog walks away and then raises his flag of independence) (AbovetheInfluence.com logo appears) I just saw this Butterfinger Crisp commercial. It takes place in a college Calculus class taught by some guy about 30 minutes …
Bill Hicks
Bill Hicks: Anyway, I’m having a conversation about democracy and my dad came out with this statement. “Well the peasants shouldn’t be allowed to vote. That’s how old my dad is he still uses the word peasants… and then he went on to explain that also includes the poor people of this country, and particularly …