The Jehovah Test – God comes to you and forces you to answer a question that he of course knows the answer to. If you are wrong he takes your life and sends you to hell forever This is way too easy for a Jehovah Test. Jehovah Tests should be hard. They should make you think, but since …
Crunk Really Ain’t Dead: Word Makes It Into Merriam-Webster Dictionary Yeeeeahhhh!!!!! If it’s any consolation to my former English Teachers – ginormous is far more offensive.
Nude photo emerges of ‘High School Musical’ star Well, at least she’s 18. This is important news. Thank God CNN is there to cover it. The way you know that CNN is an important news agency is that they never give you the money shot. They never tell you where to find the scandalous photos. It’s …
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Thank God for Nicolas Cage. Can someone please start hiring Patrick Swayze – cause Point Break 2 needs to be made now!
Looking back, the Trump Rosie battle showed a lot about the level of discourse in today’s society. Rosie: You’re a corrupt charlatan Trump: You’re fat
One of these two doesn’t return the other one’s calls anymore. Sometimes there is nothing more fun than watching television. Sometimes what you are watching is so wretched that it makes you gasp in horrow at what a waste you’ve made of your life.
Why is something called the Nevada Civil Air Patrol out looking for billionaire Steve Fossett? If you have a billion dollars and want to live like the Evel Knieval of long distance ballooning, then you should have your own Civil Air Patrol. No one seems to mention who is paying for all of this. He’s …
