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I Fought ACME9 and ACME9 Won: Part 20 Finally Put out of my Misery

To my credit, I lasted a whole three days after coming back! A few people welcomed me and inquired about my health, but my new manager Mr. Pink didn’t seem to have anything of substance that he wanted to discuss with me. No updates, no words of encouragement. I see you’re back, try to make …

I Fought ACME9 and ACME9 Won: Part 16 Who Wants to Make a Really Crappy Deal?

The next three weeks were extremely dreary. It seemed like no one ever laughed any more, and the partners were nowhere to be found, seemingly planning the big reorganization that was about to made. In the meantime, we were all given small accounts to mess with, but were told that they essentially wanted us to …

I Fought ACME9 and ACME9 Won: Part 17 I am Malcolm X!

From here, things got so ugly I can only really laugh about it. Every day I wanted to quit, every day I was more worried about being fired. I had two million dollars to trade ,but with the new risk rules, I couldn’t even figure out a way to use it. The only way to …

I Fought ACME9 and ACME9 Won: Part 15 Keep Quiet when There Is Panic in the Streets

Monday morning Orange called a group meeting. He said that the firm was in the process of raising capital, and needed to appear cautious in the face of two disastrous days. Therefore, it had been decided that everybody would stop trading for a short period of time. They didn’t want us to increase our risk …

I Fought ACME9 and ACME9 Won: Part 14 The Bottom Falls Out!

My first month trading the entire market just never went smoothly (they would eventually decide that it was too big a task for anyone), but for the first time since I’d been at ACME9, I was working my ass off. I had never really traded a portfolio this big before and I was going to …

I Fought ACME9 and ACME9 Won: Part 13 Spivey Goes Down!

The bloom had finally started to wash off of Spivey’s rose. It’s a tough industry, and I’d like to think that I’d never wish someone to lose their job, but I wasn’t exactly broken up over his newfound troubles. Essentially out of jealousy, I’d always kept a little track of Spivey’s trades, and I found …