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Highlights from Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s College Smackdown

“Women in Iran enjoy the highest levels of freedom.” “In Iran, we don’t have homosexuals, like in your country.” “If the Holocaust is a reality of our time, a history that occurred, why is there not sufficient research that can approach the topic from different perspectives?” “No fucking way Barry Bonds did steroids!”

Elvis Needs Boats Makes It’s First Semi-Moral Stand!

I just added a widget to link to Amazon.com stuff. It’s supposed to fit the products to your site. Well, I wrote a ton of negative stuff about Donald Trump, so a ton of Donald Trump products came up. So I went in and banned all Trump Products and anything about investing or becoming rich, …

The Single Greatest Movie Review Ever

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/sincity.htm I love to read reviews by anyone and religious zealots especially. These people didn’t like Sin City. It got a perfect score of zero out of 100! But the greatest thing about the review is that the reviewer had to chronical every single offensive thing about the movie – and he fond a lot!  …

Soft Rock Classics: The Best Infomercial Ever

Lloyd Dobler: Hey my brother, can I borrow a copy of your “Hey Soul Classics”? J-Man: No, my brother, you have to go buy your own. I don’t really understand why these record compilations still exist. Wasn’t their point that buying all the individual albums would cost you a fortune? Is that still a problem …