American Splendor Sideways American Splendor is about a guy like me, a semi-successful semi-loser writer from Cleveland After identifying way too much with Sideways I sent a note to my friend Grant that went something like this. “I’ve spent my whole life trying to be Elvis Presley and who do I turn out to be? …
Daily Archives: September 30, 2007
Walter Payton: Most Unfair Death of All Time
Your mom probably told you that life is unfair. Here’s all the proof you’ll ever need. Walter Payton dead at 45. OJ Simpson, 60 years old and still ticking. Lou Gehrig may come close, but for me this is the most unfair somewhat natural death of all time.
Reese’s Elvis Peanut Butter and Banana Creme Cups
Like post 1975 Elvis, I don’t know whether to be amused or appalled.
Dennis Wilson: Lost Genius
River Song – Dennis Wilson Forever – Dennis Wilson For the rebel in all of us there is Dennis Wilson. You can’t really argue that Brian Wilson wasn’t 99% of the Beach Boys, but for the ornery among us who never like to agree with everybody else there is the Dennis Wilson theory. You know …
Steven Banks Home Entertainment Center!!!
One of the most amazing lost performances of all time, Steven Banks: Home Entertainment Center was a one man show filmed as a 1989 Showtime special. Introduced and lauded by Penn and Teller, the fact that this gem is mysteriously unavailable on DVD is one of the bigger crimes of the entertainment world’s current landscape. I …
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The Condom Catch 22
I guess I must be dumb cuz u had a pocket full of horses Trojan and some of them used You know it sucks when you have to use them And It sucks when you have no reason to use them