MSNBC is proud to present humanity’s latest probe into the chasm of nothingness with the Mind of Manson. Sick low grade entertainment disguised as incisive news. The show focuses on an FBI profiler Candice De Long, who has studied Manson and come up with the following deep important discovery “He definitely has his issues.” Geraldo was more credible.
Charo: “Cuchi-cuchi showed me the way to the bank that bull shit make me rich.
I was surprised when I opened up a Doug Stanhope disc and saw in the liner notes that Mitch and Dave Attell were his favorite comics. Stanhope is such a hard guy. But when Hedberg died I realized that to Stanhope, Mitch was the comedian he longed to be in a world where he didn’t …
I’ve been reading a Bio of The Donald. It’s not very sympathetic to the mogul. Seems his dad was a fixer with political connections and Donald too never found a politician he wasn’t willing to buy. If you ever had any doubts about Donald, all you really have to know is that at one time …
One day, I pointed out something for Orange to take a look at before the end of the trading day. A couple of minutes later he called me into his office, and for once it wasn’t a bad thing. He congratulated me on how well I was doing, and assured me that, in addition to …
The Jehovah Test – God comes to you and forces you to answer a question that he of course knows the answer to. If you are wrong he takes your life and sends you to hell forever This is way too easy for a Jehovah Test. Jehovah Tests should be hard. They should make you think, but since …
Crunk Really Ain’t Dead: Word Makes It Into Merriam-Webster Dictionary Yeeeeahhhh!!!!! If it’s any consolation to my former English Teachers – ginormous is far more offensive.
 Finally left to my own devices, I started 2007 like a bat out of hell. It seemed like I’d make about 15-20,000 almost every single day. In fact, I made over $200,000 dollars on my two million dollars of risk each of the first four months of the year.
 So I was exiled, which as it turned out was perfect for me. I was so fed up that for a couple of months or so I stopped worrying about being fired. When you’ve been picked on every day for three months, being ignored is almost ideal. Not only that, once you stop caring so …
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Things were rapidly coming to a head between Mr. Brown and me. If I’d ever had any hopes of being viewed by him as a peer, those days were long off. Whereas most days used to provide a shared laugh between the four of us, I was rapidly becoming even less a part of the …
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Nude photo emerges of ‘High School Musical’ star Well, at least she’s 18. This is important news. Thank God CNN is there to cover it. The way you know that CNN is an important news agency is that they never give you the money shot. They never tell you where to find the scandalous photos. It’s …
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The next two months were like an ill wind blowing off of Lake Michigan. I had a couple of trades go sour and the big losses in those two names put me into a huge hole, and it took a huge effort from me to break even during the period.
Brown was basically now basically managing two traders that he cared about and me. One, Freddie, had been around the firm for awhile. The other, Floyd, had been hired at the same time as me. He was also an ex-O’Connor guy. The three of them and I all traded about 400 specific stocks like Countrywide …
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The next five months or so were pretty good for me at ACME9. When you’re a relative equal among traders and things are going well it’s a pretty fun job. There was lots of jokes and small gambling on just about anything you could think up. Wanna bet 5 dollars who can throw their credit …
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Thank God for Nicolas Cage. Can someone please start hiring Patrick Swayze – cause Point Break 2 needs to be made now!
