I can hardly wait, To see you to come of age, But I guess we’ll both, Just have to be patient, Yes it’s a long way to go, But in the meantime Before you cross the street, Take my hand, Life is just what happens to you, While your busy making other plans
It’s October 9th, which means that it is time to pay tribute to a dearly departed musician. It’s John Lennon’s birthday but he gets plenty of pub. Today’s the day to talk about a Rock and Roll legend that for some reason decided to chuck it all after an incendiary year of genius guitar playing …
Clint Eastwood today announced plans to star and direct in “Not without My Daughter!” After being told by his doctor that he has 15 minutes to live, Clint finds out that the Yakuza has kidnapped his daughter. Tearing himself away from his respirator Clint must defeat forty trained Yakuza ninjas who have plotted to use …
* Bill Hicks Some dudes at the Centre for Public Health at Liverpool John Moore University, successfully conned someone into paying them to compare the life expectancy of Rock Stars to the general public. They were apparently qualified to do this because the Beatles were from Liverpool and they had really good weed. http://press.psprings.co.uk/jech/september/896_ch59915.pdf Conclusion: …
