I was in a job interview and I opened a book and started reading. Then I said to the guy, “Let me ask you a question. If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?” He said, “I don’t know.” I …
Daily Archives: October 28, 2007
Morals by Joe Strummer
“I wouldn’t steal money off a friend, but I’d steal his girlfriend.”