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Daily Archives: November 16, 2007
Ricky Williams’ Rehab
Counselor: Weed is bad – Football is good Ricky: It is? Ricky’s Agent: Weed Bad – Football good! Ricky: How many keys does my salary equal again? Ricky’s Agent whispers in Ricky’s ear Ricky: (sob) weed bad – football good.
ENB Announces the World’s Smartest Loser Contest!!!
I’m throwing down the Gauntlet! Are you a smarter loser than me? $50 Dollars First Prize, because that’s all I can afford!
All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.
Jeff Spicoli: [Desmond re-enters; Spicoli follows with bagel stuffed into crotch; with open shirt, barefoot, holding Vans] Wait a minute, there’s no birthday party for me here! Hello, Mr. Hand. Mr. Hand: What’s the reason for your truancy? Jeff Spicoli: Just couldn’t make it on time. Mr. Hand: You couldn’t, or you wouldn’t? Jeff Spicoli: …
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Hillary Clinton Caught In Love Nest Scandal
Hillary Clinton was caught by paparazzi this morning sleeping in the same bed as former President Bill Clinton. Word is that their daughter Chelsea was shocked and saddened!
And This Is the Country We Like!
Gang Rape Victim Gets 200 Lashes! When I worked at Citigroup, they had an oil expert talk and he said that if Saudi Arabia cut off their oil from us that we would literally be forced to go to war with them.
Exchange of the Political Season So Far
Wolf Blitzer: Mr. Kucinich, you’re the only person on stage who voted against Patriot Act. Kucinich: That’s because I read it.
Idiots in Action
These idiots in Tennessee found a bunch of century old priceless bottles of Jack Daniels, and according to the law they are going to have to open them and pour them out – turning something worth millions into something worth nothing. Totally makes sense.
Screw Experian
I’m in credit hell right now.
Put Barry Bonds in Jail?
Yeah, that will make the world a better place. What an incredible waste of time.