Life is like a movie, if you’ve sat through half of it and it’s sucked every second so far, it probably isn’t going to get great at the end and make it all worthwhile. No one should blame you for walking out early.
Daily Archives: November 26, 2007
Ingrid Michaelson – Now I’m Definitely in Love
I just downloaded her whole album. And I’m usually so appalled by Old Navy ads thank God that’s not how I discovered her. The whole album is filled with wonderful paeans to the beauty of love and the fragile devastation of losing it all in lyrics so simple and direct that the wonderful Tony Asher …
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Ingrid Michaelson – I may be in love
It was probably the Rogaine line
The Panic Attack That Turned Me From Braveheart Into Sir Robin
My whole life in one fell swoop. I was literally so insane that I had to make a decision that second or I would go insane.
The Breaking Point
If you’re sending someone down, you better send him fast – ‘cuz funny Steve’s going under
Speak Brother Percy
Heaven please send to all mankind Understanding and peace and mind But if it’s not asking too much Please send me someone to love Someone to love
Stop Dissing the Running Man Dance!
U Can’t Touch This – MC Hammer Oh sure, he a bankrupt joke now, a moron with crabs in his knickers rapping over Super Freak. Fuck you. When this came out it ruled, the video ruled, and for at least a year or so he single-handedly stamped out all the Black unemployment in Oakland. Stop …
American Gladiators: They’re Back!
Sadly, Bill Hicks is never dated “Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired, go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Here, here’s American Gladiators, watch this, shut up, go back to bed America, here is American Gladiators, here is 56 channels of it, watch …
The absurdity of the first down marker
A referee totally guesses when he marks the ball. They are probably off at least a yard every time. Then they bring out the first down marker and measure it down to the last millimeter.