I copied this from the Book of Lists for a friend a long time ago. This is the story of the third most indestructible person of all time Michael Malloy. The first is obviously Keith Richards although with the recent Rodney King shooting he seems like a good choice too.
I finally got an email address for Steven Banks so I could tell him how much I loved his Showtime special Home Entertainment Center He responded right away. Brad, Thank you very much for your kind email. Yes, I would love for SHOWTIME to release the show on DVD – I have quite a bit …
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This is from Bob Zmuda’s book about Andy Kaufman (copyrighte violation) it is a little profane and very out there. Mr. X turned out to be Norman Wexler, who wrote the screenplay for Saturday Night Fever. It is perhaps the funniest and oddest thing I’ve ever read – enjoy!
I was actually published in this book. They collected people’s attempts to do a Bill Hicks’ routine if he were alive today. These were the ones I submitted and had published.
God knows why, but I thought that getting fired from this job was practically the end of any possible future employment. Actually, it was just a sign of things to come. My first real job was at a catalog retailer called U.S. Merchandise. Actually I did caddy at private golf course called The Country Club, …
Here’s a good recipe for it. I was always about two years smarter than my actual age and about two years behind in my physical age. Thank God I never wound up like that dorky kid (who didn’t look much unlike me) in Real Genius. Here was the pinnacle. When I was in kindergarten, I …
We just talked about Say Anything now to Hi Fidelity. It’s on VH1 Classic right now. Not good timing for me. I don’t know how I missed this, but he’s a raging stalker in this too. He’s out in the rain next to the apartment she’s staying in the rain calling her and hanging up over …
