Jeff Spicoli: [Desmond re-enters; Spicoli follows with bagel stuffed into crotch; with open shirt, barefoot, holding Vans] Wait a minute, there’s no birthday party for me here! Hello, Mr. Hand. Mr. Hand: What’s the reason for your truancy? Jeff Spicoli: Just couldn’t make it on time. Mr. Hand: You couldn’t, or you wouldn’t? Jeff Spicoli: …
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Hillary Clinton was caught by paparazzi this morning sleeping in the same bed as former President Bill Clinton. Word is that their daughter Chelsea was shocked and saddened!
Gang Rape Victim Gets 200 Lashes! When I worked at Citigroup, they had an oil expert talk and he said that if Saudi Arabia cut off their oil from us that we would literally be forced to go to war with them.
Wolf Blitzer: Mr. Kucinich, you’re the only person on stage who voted against Patriot Act. Kucinich: That’s because I read it.
These idiots in Tennessee found a bunch of century old priceless bottles of Jack Daniels, and according to the law they are going to have to open them and pour them out – turning something worth millions into something worth nothing. Totally makes sense.
I’m in credit hell right now.
Yeah, that will make the world a better place. What an incredible waste of time.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/11/14/chiquita.lawsuit/index.html “Chiquita Brands International faces a $7.86 billion lawsuit filed Wednesday on behalf of nearly 400 Colombian families who say the company should be held responsible for the “torture and murder” of their loved ones.”
They’ve been making this guy on the Browns Leigh Bodden speak to school children as community service.
Good. Give him a gun and send him to Iraq.
My Goddaughter Nicole is getting a Nano for the holidays with music by me! Help me root out anything inappropriate! Easy Choices – Do wop, Beatles, Beach Boys, Motown, Monkees, No Eminem The inappropriate Ipod list would have been way longer A Bushel and a Peck because her great grandmother sang it to her. A.B.C. …
Apparently, I really like cartoons with really shitty animation budgets.
I’m usually pretty hard on celeb DUI’s but c’mon, how much damage can you really do with a Vespa?
http://www.john-lennon.net/whoauthorizedtheassassinationofjohnlennon.htm Cool John Lennon was assasinated web site, although my guess is the Phil Spector video on the front page doesn’t add much credibility. Listen, if anything happens to Yoko and me, it was not an accident. John Lennon
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3100835 Read this article about Troy Williamson and the Minnesota Vikings it’s unreal.
