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The Glenn Schwartz Experience

“They offered me $50,000, I said, ‘Keep your money.’ They said, ‘You’re crazy.’ I said, ‘That’s right. Crazier than you’ll ever be.’” “You women out there…you shouldn’t wear pants, you should be behind your man, staying at home and serving him. Sinners! The time is near now…It’s almost over…here I come, watch out, watch out!” …

First Images of Speed Racer

Saw some first images of the Wachowski’s Speed Racer, which I’m looking forward to taking my niece Nicole to see. First impressions – Christina Ricci as Trixie looks too goth, John Goodman is too fat, and Racer X’s racing suit and mask look terrible. If they fuck up Rex Racer they’ve fucked up the whole movie, …

Patri Friedman goes insane at Caesar’s

The 2-5 No Limit table at Caesars was playing like the Big Game at the Bellagio this morning (July 2007 actually). A game where the average stack is maybe $500 was now being waged by 9 players with huge piles of $100 dollar bills, and the reason was Patri Friedman, who was doing his best …

Help me find Tony “Crash” Martin my Cleveland guitar hero

Back in Cleveland I’m trying to find my old friends. Tony was my guitar teacher – I loved that guy. He used to work at Sodja music but that place closed. He used to set up Jennifer Battan’s stuff in LA for a while. I mentioned him at a place that rented amps today. They …