Due to faulty memory I have accused Hank Aaron of attaining his Home Run achievement through the use of witchcraft as depicted by his appearance on Bewitched. I have since realized that the ballplayer who used his Warlock ability to shatter the record books was instead Willie Mays, unless both Aaron and Mays were on Bewitched …
You know I really think that the reporter who announced the Hindenburg was displaying real emotion. Everyone since has been totally full of shit, because the media loves itself a mass murder.
Let me just say that under no circumstances should you get down about your life go to a mall with an AK-47 and kill a bunch of people. Never. Don’t do it. I’m not going to be that guy ever, but … If you do decide, that your life needs to end and you have …
