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Daily Archives: December 11, 2007
Doug Stanhope and Andy Andrist
Doug Stanhope likes to brag about the fact that even his AA friends have to admit that he’s funnier when he’s drunk and that drinking is essential to his job. “You should really quit, but not tonight because we have tickets.”
Corporate Quiz Show Cynicism
Just watched the last half of Robert Redford’s Quiz Show. If you watch movies on television, you see the end of them 20 times and never see the beginning. Anyway, the best thing the movie has to say isn’t about a loss of innocence, it’s about how the soldiers take the rap and the corporate …
Diamond Dave did it
I don’t know how, but I’d bet my savings account.
Jimmy Page comeback of the year
Not professionally, physically. When I saw him at the ARMS benefits in 1983 I was pretty sure he’d be dead in a year. From the clips I saw of the O2 appearance he looks pretty good for a senior citizen. He should call Eddie Van Halen and tell him how to clean up.
No one appreciates self deprecation
I used to be a big fan of self deprecating humor, but I’m giving it up. People as a whole aren’t smart enough to deal with irony. You tell a funny story about one rare time that you acted badly or stupidly and they just assume that you are totally bad or totally stupid. Meanwhile, …