This is my pitch for a new reality show This would be like Bret Michaels Rock of Love with a twist. We would find an over the hill, single, posing, hair metal, has been, like say C.C. Deville, who I actually find to be pretty amusing. We then turn him loose in a house of …
I used to have a next door neighbor, whose two favorite things were the band Kiss and Disneyland, which I always found odd because when I think of the two, the only thing that comes to mind is overt capitalism at its worst. Both entities seem to me to be all about fleecing you out …
I give up. God just hates me. I’ve been trying to meet this writer for the Cleveland Plain Dealer, Michael Heaton for like 15 years now. In 1992, I sent my mother to tape record a talk he gave at a local library because I wasn’t in town and wanted to learn how to be …
See steroids have been a problem for so long that Phil Hartman was alive at the time! Now that a prominent pitcher has been accused of juicing, I’ve now heard that both batting statistics and pitching statistics post roids are meaningless. So if Barry Bonds faces Roger Clemens does anyone hear a tree fall? How long …
Carlin isn’t like Lenny Bruce because he’s profane. He’s like Bruce because he is fascinated with words and enraged at the way they are used to keep people down. There’s a group of people that wish that George was satisfied with just being clever. His examination of the slang in baseball and football is funny …
