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Monthly Archives: December 2007
Does this mean Kiefer Sutherland gets his own jail?
Because that would be carrying the whole coddled star thing way too far
Vincent Gallo really needs you to know he’s well endowed
This dude is way mad he’s not considered to be Tommy Lee
Help me find Tony “Crash” Martin my Cleveland guitar hero
Back in Cleveland I’m trying to find my old friends. Tony was my guitar teacher – I loved that guy. He used to work at Sodja music but that place closed. He used to set up Jennifer Battan’s stuff in LA for a while. I mentioned him at a place that rented amps today. They …
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The saga of Matt “High Five” Kelly
My favorite story of the 2007 World Series of Poker occurred during the $3000 Limit Hold’em event. It is what I call the saga of Matt “High Five” Kelly and of course it has to start with Phil “The Poker Brat” Hellmuth. Our ability to do hand updates was limited by Poker News’ paid for …
Fun with Norm and the Unabomber
I’ve watched the funniest series of poker hands at the WSOP and I sort of participated.
My favorite flame
Message boards are brutal.
Ben Mezrich: Chronicler of the New Age or Still a Fiction Writer?
Be careful dude has a new book out!
Me and the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
I’m a big fan of art that normally isn’t found in museums, and as this art – rock and roll, comic books, movies, television, and their assorted paraphernalia has ascended in popularity there has been a trend towards confining it into the cold houses of boredom that it initially rebelled against. Thus, the Rock and …
Barbara Walters fascinated by Don Imus?
Barbara Waters named the mumbling racist one of the ten most fascinating people of 2007. Actually all Baba Wawa is fascinated in is ratings. Howard Stern has been relating what a racist ass the man is for years. The only thing I’ve ever been fascinated by is how a guy with nothing to say who …
Who’s sicker Debra Lafave or Nancy Grace’s Fill In?
Debra Lafave apparently violated her parole. She was the hot teacher with the 14 year old. She apparently had sexual conversations with a 17 female co-worker. I find the whole thing sick, and by that I mean the segment I watched of the Nancy Grace show where some woman acted outraged as she interviewed her …
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America’s Next Great Banned
I’ve tried to mellow my hate with age when it comes to art and how people interpret it, but hell now that there’s a writers strike and almost every single music performance seems to have to be accompanied by three judges let’s put it to use. Take all those horrid warhorse bands that have 1/2 …
Ring Tones: Corporate Laziness at Its Worst
MP3 of the entire song London Calling – 99 c Ring Tone of a snippet of London Calling that isn’t even the cool bass intro – $2.99 Ripping off your customers – priceless
Chappelle serious about this pay cut thing
This is impressive but doesn’t Dave realize that about a half hour of his work is the equivalent of 4 hours of Dane Cook? Chappelle Breaks Laugh Factory Record
Current List of Countries That Scare George Bush
1. “Iran was dangerous, Iran is dangerous and Iran will be dangerous if they have the knowledge necessary to make a nuclear weapon.” 2. “The Soviet Union remains a threat to all God fearing Americans” 3. “Budapest is currently developing a launching device that can hurl boulders over 70 yards”