There’s some piece of nonsense on VH1 right now. There are dressed up people patting other dressed up people on the back for extraordinary pieces of sheer heroic art, you know like Cuba Gooding Jrs last Hanes commercial with Michael Jordan. Ross Matthews, the real life Pee Wee Herman and Jay Leno’s Larry “Bud” Melman, …
Daily Archives: January 7, 2008
Coming Soon to an After-School Special Near You
TYLER, Texas (AP) — A man killed his girlfriend, then filleted and cooked parts of her body before calling police to tell them what he was doing, authorities said Sunday. Sometimes, all you have is the ability to say I’m not the most mentally disturbed man on the face of the planet. My question is …
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Andy Warhol: No Longer Right
Everybody is starting to become famous for longer than 15 minutes. No even remotely famous person ever goes away anymore and after their fifteen minutes all you start to feel is a big hangover. Verne Troyer and China Doll won’t even go away what hope do we have against the unholy trinity (Britney, Lindsey, and Paris). Once the Heidi …
Jon Brion: A Cheerful Revolution
Poor Bruce Jenner
Top 25 Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians The final attack on Bruce here is perhaps the meanest thing I’ve ever seen on the internet that didn’t have any profanity or pornography.
Atheists Are Arrogant – Agnostics Are Pussies
Mathematically, it’s a pretty bad idea not to believe in God. Even if the probability that there is a God is as little as 1%, who wants to play Russian Roulette with eternal happiness vs. eternal torment. Atheists have to be pretty damn arrogant to blow off a free lottery ticket like that just to be able …
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Roger Clemens Loses a Fishing Buddy
I found two things interesting about Roger Clemens 60 Minutes segment with a shaky old Mike Wallace.
Free Firefighter Robin Garrison
Firefighter entrapped Look this man was clearly entrapped. I’m not in favor in any way of sick dudes running around exposing themselves, but if a topless woman puts her leg on your shoulder and asks to see your penis, you show it to her! Someone has to stick up for us 42 year old males.
World’s Worst Babysitter
LAUDERHILL, Florida (AP) — A 12-year-old boy beat a toddler to death with a baseball bat because she was crying while he was trying to watch TV, authorities said. The boy, who was not identified, was arrested Saturday on first-degree murder charges, Lauderhill police spokesman Lt. Mike Cochran said.