American media is full of pimps and whores and now after the outing of Elliot Spitzer, they are all on tv pitching their books. Larry King is presently interviewing a colleague of Spitzer’s favorite professional and helping us all get to the bottom of this immense public issue asked the following essential question. “Is being attractive …
Brooke Shields hasn’t aged very well, and that’s a shame because she’s uh … not exactly Meryl Streep. The guy that plays Brooke’s husband creeps me out. Kim Raver looks like a horse. Lindsey Price was better on 90210. Andrew McCarthy as a billionaire – uh, I’m not buying it – that guy hasn’t had …
40 usages of the word “terrible.” 60 if it’s an Eastern Conference game. Kenny Smith: The Cavs seem intent on playing a 3-2 high post zone and funnelling the cutter into Ben Wallace, but so far the Wizards have been confounding them with the high pick and roll and reverse iso cuts from the weak side. …
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Charlie: Alan, there’s something you should know about me. When I say I understand, it doesn’t mean I agree. It doesn’t mean that I understand. It doesn’t even mean that I’m listening. Alan: Then why do you say it? Charlie: It makes people happy. That’s what I’m all about. Alan: That’s all altruistic, but I …
Dawn Wells became the second cast member of Gilligan’s Island to be arrested for marijauna possession, which of course, explains a lot including why no one could remember that it was Gilligan, who saved the castaways from that Japanese guy who thought WWII was still going on. Previously, Bob Denver was busted for possession, which …
1. Madonna 2. uh … uh …. Rod Carew? 3. I need to research this one a little better
And that just seems epicly unfair. You never saw me shooting H or carving my chest up with jagged Coke bottles. My genes suck. Well, at least he sounded as bad singing Madonna’s Ray of Light as I would.
Highlights 1. Kenny Gamble dissing Elliot Spitzer with, “It’s appropriate that we wrote ‘Me and Mrs. Jones’ because there’s a little ‘Me and Mrs. Jones’ going on here in New York.”
“I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character, but due to the recent article on TMZ.com detailing my extramarital affairs, I am now announcing my retirement from public …
At first I have to admit that I felt really bad for Elliot Spitzer’s wife having to stand up there next to her cheating, whore banging man like an ashamed prop, but then I started thinking. If I was this guy’s wife, would I want to have sex with him? The male sex drive can …
I just saw a friend of Jimi Hendrix’ explain why he died, and the only thing I understand from it is that there were good drugs in the ’60s. There’s two sockets where you can go into. One socket is death and one socket is the socket to live, you know. This is how I …
Man I wish I could do this. Man do I dig that some kids out there appreciate the genius of Keith Moon. Even more amazing, check out how exhausted this kid is after he’s done and he’s mimicking Keith Moon, when Keith was all but spent as a life force. If you could bottle the …
But what’s different about the latest push to stop public cussing is that it was proposed by a 14-year-old boy. “My mom and dad always taught me good morals, good values, and not cussing was one of them,” said McKay Hatch, the founder of South Pasadena High School’s No Cussing Club, during a recent break …
Well, someone made money as oil prices tripled.
A teen couple took the news that her parents didn’t approve of the relationship badly, killed the parents, a sibling, burned the house down, and then had sex to consummate the deed. This means that Larry Clark has another film to make and Nancy Grace’s nipples are as hard as diamonds. A woman Nancy was …
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